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“I’m tired of these games!” King Keith shouted. “This dragon has destroyed my kingdom and tore my military apart.”
“But your majesty,” Jack replied, “We need every bit of help possible, and the Colonel just resigned! Now what?”
“I’m going to find that monster,” Keith said, “…and teach him a thing or two. It’s time Subeta sees the true power of its king!”
As Keith stormed off to find Advarsel, Blake spoke.
“I need to find Colonel Awesome, he shouldn’t be too far.”
“You go do that, Blake, for all I know, Keith may be in trouble.”
They nodded at each other and raced off to find the superpowers. It didn’t take more than an hour to find Colonel Awesome, radioing his regiment.
“Sir,” Blake begged, “Must you fight with the king now? We need you guys to work together!”
“There will be no working together,” Colonel Awesome replied. “The Armada and I are leaving Subeta and we’re not telling anyone where. That stubborn brat can rule without me interfering now.”
The ground shook beneath them, and there was Advarsel, gazing down at them.
“You two,” Advarsel spoke, “WHERE IS YOUR LEADER?”
“WHAT?” Blake shouted. “Advarsel can speak to humans?!”
“Right here,” Keith interjected, wand out. “I’ve had it with you destroying my home. For that, I’m going to destroy you!”
The sky turned to darkness as Keith’s eyes turned into a hue of saffron. His wand and hand began to cast as spell as Blake and Jack (who finally found Keith) stared in excitement. The spell grew more powerful by the second. Now an electrical sphere, more than 50 feet in diameter, was in Keith’s control.
“Oooh, a fireworks show,” Colonel Awesome said.
“SAFFRON SURGE!” Keith shouted, as a blast of electricity was thrown at Advarsel. The dragon disappeared within the yellow haze. As the light faded, Advarsel reappeared.
“IS THAT ALL YOU’VE GOT, YOUR MAJESTY?” Advarsel laughed as he grabbed Keith and held him in front of his face, “I don’t know if you have noticed, but my powers surpass the gods. There is no way you can kill me with your magic and cute little costume.”
“What …do you want from …us?” Keith asked.
“Make me the king and deity of Subeta,” Advarsel replied. “If you stop wasting my time, I may not kill you. Refuse now, and I WILL kill you.”
“Sir!” Jack shouted to Colonel Awesome, “You have to help him! Keith’s in trouble.”
“Actually,” Colonel Awesome said, “Let them keep going. Let’s see if Keith really as strong as he says he is.”
“Well…” Advarsel spoke again, waiting for Keith’s reply.
“Kill me if you want, you’re not taking Subeta. Over my dead body.” Keith said.
Colonel Awesome saw the regiment approach.
“Attack the monster now!” he ordered.
The aircraft starting firing at Advarsel. The dragon lost grip of Keith as he turned and was thrown through an open window. Luckily, he landed on a bed in one room, scaring the inhabitants inside.
“Sorry guys,” Keith told them.
As missiles were being fired at Advarsel, Colonel Awesome looked up at the attack in frustration. “This isn’t working! Retreat, retreat!” Colonel Awesome ordered.
Advarsel growled at them and backed away. “I’M GOING TO FIND YOUR GODDESS AND TAKE HER OUT FIRST. MAYBE YOU’LL BE LESS RESISTANT AFTER SHE’S DEAD. I’LL BE BACK FOR YOU LATER!”
He shot up into the sky and disappeared.
“He must be going to the Sacred Lands to challenge Shinwa. If Shinwa dies, Subeta’s magical source does as-“
He received a transmission and turned to Blake.
“You know those destroyed tablets you found? My team finally put the pieces together, but they can’t make out the final portion of the text.”
“…But I can,” smiled Blake. “Why?”
“Apparently,” Colonel Awesome said, “the Krypts are linked to Advarsel.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
(Source: grundos-cafe)
××Does anyone really understand Keith’s proposed changes to the Holiday shop? I… just… another form of currency, but one that gets deleted at the end of each holiday and doesn’t carry over? What’s the point? What’s wrong with just restocking as it is now; the majority of worthwhile items are already in holiday specific shops as it is, so people aren’t really missing much. I’m very confused and I have a faintly ominous feeling it’s just going to be implemented anyway, despite everyone else not really being on-board with it, either.
We don’t freeze anyone for having a different opinion then us… otherwise the entire B&C and feedback forum would be frozen. We love different opinions :)
(Source: shinjicrying)
×Carolyn and I don’t see why neopets got more popular than subeta? I mean subeta has customisable human avatars and better looking pets and better colours for pets and lots of spoofy items and it’s actually possible to get the pet you want without having to save up for like 3 years… Oh and also they don’t ban you for stupid reasons…
Look at some of these awesome pets/pet colours tho srsly:
Keith Here, the owner of Subeta! Just popping in here to say PLEASE BE NICE SUBETA USERS. xoxo.
×When the new Subeautique system was introduced, I was one of those welcoming the change. I suck at restocking, so I thought with this system, I can actually restock something there!
And for a while, I was right. I found a few invitations, and got some Subeautique items from my Wishlist. It was…
Yup, we are working on this and getting it where the sweet spot is :)
×subeta overall is a website that really needs a huge overhaul
and by huge overhaul i mean
a new avatar system including a new base
new artists that are all around each other in talent and genre. artists that only draw items, artists that only draw wearables, artists that only draw the pets, etc…
I seriously love this confession.
(Source: backitten)
×Does anyone actually bother to do these anymore? I tried them one weekend, and felt it was a giant waste of time. Which, really sucks because when he was the weekend quest before he was revamped, it was always a nice small profit weekend. Nothing huge, but enough to make…
Just a FYI - Quests will never really be a sP sink since it usually involves buying the items from other users. That’s not removing sP from the economy.
How Quentin works is currently based on rarity of the items (so when new items are added to Quentin you still have an idea of how hard it will be to get them via the quest). There will be new items adding during October, so we can see how that works out :)
×I really want to attend a meet up, but I feel I won’t fit in.
SERIOUSLY JUST GO. These are so much fun, everyone just sits around chatting. Check out the photos that are posted after a few of them and you’ll see just how different everyone who shows up is. We’re all from the internet :)
×Take a drink when
- There’s a Snake game
- There’s a Bejeweled game
- The site goes down
- Virtual items cost ridiculous amounts of real life money
- There’s a wolf pet
- …and it’s the most popular pet on the site
- Finish off the whole bottle if wolves (and their domestic derivatives) are the only pet…
MY NAME STARTS WITH A K!!!
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